nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

thaanks-pete:

Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s